Ok I'd taken a very long break... And I feel guilty.

But lemme just post these:

Idea from Dian..


1. Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."

2. "Are you an organ donor?"
"No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army."

3. Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room? It was cordless!

4. What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

5. A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

6. It's Your Genome (After All)
(Sung to the Tune of "It's A Small World")

Verse:
There are just four bases in DNA.
There is G and T, and there's C and A.
And their sequence in genes
Forms our guts, lungs, and spleens
From our genome after all.

Chorus:
It's your genome after all,
It's our genome after all,
It's our genome after all,
We've great gobs of genes.

Verse:
If your ACA turns to ACT
There's a world of problems
For you and me.
For the bases won't hold,
And the protein won't fold,
From your genome after all.